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M&S's soft white baps are simply amazing.12:36 PM Sep 2ndPowered By Tweetglide | Permalink
@privateenemy My babies are ready to be sat upon.8:04 AM Sep 2ndPowered By Tweetglide | Permalink
Heading to Orlando on Tuesday. Three tropical disturbances in the Atlantic. Grand.2:33 AM Sep 2ndPowered By Tweetglide | Permalink
I have decided that I am anti-Gawker. Yes, that includes you, Jezebel. Most of your content sucks. And your readership is too douchey, kthx.2:29 PM Sep 1stPowered By Tweetglide | Permalink
@RissChris I had one pair from Fat Face that were really comfortable...but they ripped after only a few months.10:42 AM Sep 1stPowered By Tweetglide | Permalink
@CupCate Srsly? Fat Face bottoms fit me REALLY awkwardly, like, the zipper+button are a good two inches to the right of my crotch, awkward.10:53 AM Sep 1stPowered By Tweetglide | Permalink
This morning I tested out the new Levi's Curve ID jeans. (Yes, I had my ass measured.) Are they as good as they claim? http://bit.ly/9ega1Q6:33 AM Sep 1stPowered By Tweetglide | Permalink
@CupCate I suspect I will have a similar experience to yours. Maybe I should try out Levi's. I don't own a pair of comfortable jeans. fml.6:49 AM Sep 1stPowered By Tweetglide | Permalink
I am really fucking depressed about my hair. Again. 2010: the year of shitty haircuts.5:30 PM Aug 28thPowered By Tweetglide | Permalink
just found out what 'les Anglais sont arrivés' really means. eeeeew1:56 PM Aug 28thPowered By Tweetglide | Permalink
@dose_espresso my favourite idiomatic expression for that is 'there are communists in the fun house'.2:34 PM Aug 28thPowered By Tweetglide | Permalink
Tired of spending £45 on bad haircuts. Ugh.9:08 AM Aug 28thPowered By Tweetglide | Permalink
EEeiiiiiii!! Orla Keily past season sample sale 9-12 Sept at Chelsea Old Town Hall http://bit.ly/at5rCV (Thanks for the tip @kingsroad!)7:40 AM Aug 27thPowered By Tweetglide | Permalink
@yelplondon nooooooo!!! I'm going to be gone for this?!7:58 AM Aug 27thPowered By Tweetglide | Permalink
I failed my driving test for looking in my mirrors at the same time as I signalled instead of 1 sec before. England, what a silly country.9:43 AM Aug 26thPowered By Tweetglide | Permalink
"It's going to be a cool one", really, forecasters? I'm sweating, you a-holes.3:21 AM Aug 25thPowered By Tweetglide | Permalink
Just kidding. So far, I like Lolita. (but it is "Persons", not "Person". Just sayin.)9:01 AM Aug 24thPowered By Tweetglide | Permalink
Came across "Children and Young Person Act 1933" in Nabokov's Lolita. It's "Children and Young Persons Act 1933", Nabokov, you twat.9:01 AM Aug 24thPowered By Tweetglide | Permalink