RissChris

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  1. Default_profile_5_bigger M&S's soft white baps are simply amazing.
  2. Default_profile_5_bigger @privateenemy My babies are ready to be sat upon.
  3. Default_profile_5_bigger Heading to Orlando on Tuesday. Three tropical disturbances in the Atlantic. Grand.
  4. Default_profile_5_bigger I have decided that I am anti-Gawker. Yes, that includes you, Jezebel. Most of your content sucks. And your readership is too douchey, kthx.
  5. Default_profile_5_bigger @RissChris I had one pair from Fat Face that were really comfortable...but they ripped after only a few months.
  6. Default_profile_5_bigger @CupCate Srsly? Fat Face bottoms fit me REALLY awkwardly, like, the zipper+button are a good two inches to the right of my crotch, awkward.
  7. Default_profile_5_bigger This sums up my day pretty well. http://yfrog.com/jyrtumj
  8. Default_profile_5_bigger This morning I tested out the new Levi's Curve ID jeans. (Yes, I had my ass measured.) Are they as good as they claim? http://bit.ly/9ega1Q
  9. Default_profile_5_bigger @CupCate I suspect I will have a similar experience to yours. Maybe I should try out Levi's. I don't own a pair of comfortable jeans. fml.
  10. Default_profile_5_bigger I am so itchy.
  11. Default_profile_5_bigger 4 day week starts now.
  12. Default_profile_5_bigger @privateenemy Yay, four-day week! And then it's a weekend +1 day until babysitting time!
  13. Default_profile_5_bigger Please call me Ms. http://j.mp/9xBsoj
  14. Default_profile_5_bigger I am really fucking depressed about my hair. Again. 2010: the year of shitty haircuts.
  15. Default_profile_5_bigger just found out what 'les Anglais sont arrivés' really means. eeeeew
  16. Default_profile_5_bigger @dose_espresso my favourite idiomatic expression for that is 'there are communists in the fun house'.
  17. Default_profile_5_bigger Tired of spending £45 on bad haircuts. Ugh.
  18. Default_profile_5_bigger EEeiiiiiii!! Orla Keily past season sample sale 9-12 Sept at Chelsea Old Town Hall http://bit.ly/at5rCV (Thanks for the tip @kingsroad!)
  19. Default_profile_5_bigger @yelplondon nooooooo!!! I'm going to be gone for this?!
  20. Default_profile_5_bigger I failed my driving test for looking in my mirrors at the same time as I signalled instead of 1 sec before. England, what a silly country.
  21. Default_profile_5_bigger "It's going to be a cool one", really, forecasters? I'm sweating, you a-holes.
  22. Default_profile_5_bigger Just kidding. So far, I like Lolita. (but it is "Persons", not "Person". Just sayin.)
  23. Default_profile_5_bigger Came across "Children and Young Person Act 1933" in Nabokov's Lolita. It's "Children and Young Persons Act 1933", Nabokov, you twat.
  24. Default_profile_5_bigger Why can't I drink beer and eat pizza AND lose weight? #lifesunfair
  25. Default_profile_5_bigger Repurposed pants: new rat hammock. http://yfrog.com/4yltej


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